Bayou Balls

when your balls are so sweaty it makes you want to go chooot some gators down on the bayou

"why are you shiftin around so much mang?"
"I got them bayou balls and that shit is moist"

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Bayou Balls

The not so distant cousin of "Swamp Ass," Bayou Balls refers to swamp ass that is concentrated in the testicular region, and typically only occurs during the summer months in the south. Side effects may include a cajun spice or vinegary scent coming from below the belt, rash on thighs next to balls, smelly balls, shortness of temper, shortness of breath, and in some rare cases, death of spouse if their face gets too close.

Man, its hotta than a mothafucka outside, done took less than 10 minutes and I have full blown Bayou Balls.