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Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

185πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Snailing

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!

by Bertha1548 February 28, 2014

88πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

by vastheman August 18, 2009

98πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


snail

Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.

Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.

by snailfear April 17, 2011

252πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


SNAILS

Students Not Actually In Law School

It's exam-time and the library is once again full of SNAILS. I can't get a fucking seat anywhere!

by Dal2010 April 11, 2010

98πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


snails

"snails" is the common name for non-existent ridiculous currencies from fiction books, movies and video-games.

this magic potion is so expensive! it costs 100 snails!

by Leo of the Π₯Π°Ρ€ΠΊΡ–Π² April 8, 2023


Snail

When someone pretends to give you a fist bump but at the last moment goes under and sticks out two fingers, making a snail. One person's fist is the shell and other person's hand makes up the body, with the fingers as the eye stalks.

Trying to snail Maya, Jay accidentally poked her left breast instead.

by yellowJZ November 2, 2009

321πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž