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Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.
Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About
"Joe Bernard is such a Beadle."
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Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.
How big does that pint look in his Beadle hands?!
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Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.
The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.
"That Beadle is some kinda wonderful."
"Don't mess that Beadle, the kids got mad intellect."
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someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen
Don't be a beadle
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To have receive oral sex from the husband or boyfriend of a girl you just had sex with until you ejactulate in their mouth.
"oh yeah man after I got done with her, he totally beadled me!"
To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’
"Fuck me lads, I fold. Been dealt a propper beadle!"
"hehe yeah. Jeremy Beadle. What a cunt"
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