A super religious person.
Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.
Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?
"Grandpa John will not shut the fuck up about the bible. He is such a bean guy."
cool beany dude, the chicks love him
part of best friend group ever, kaka
plays smash bros wayyyy too much
alpha rat
did you see bean guy do that absolutely amazing smash bros combo??
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