Beanage

Too much beans to handle

“Bro I got too much beanage!”

beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.

(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"

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Beanage

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person

Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning

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Beanage

Too much beans to handle

“Dude, I got too much Beanage!”

beanage

Related to "cool beans" beanage is a word for something pretty darn cool.

"Yo mama is beanage my friend"

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Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

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spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

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