Bearpaws

A brand of footwear best known for its Ugg look-alike boots. While they look almost exactly the same, Bearpaws are only about $60, while Uggs easily go beyond $100. However, it is commonly observed that Bearpaws are not as good quality as Uggs, which explains the price difference.

Nowadays, with the many Ugg knockoffs and store brands, Bearpaws are considered "second best" if you cannot afford Uggs, and are followed by Emus.

Girl 1: Hey look, she got Uggs! I didn't know she could afford them.

Girl 2: No, those are Bearpaws.

Girl 1: Oh, well, they look exactly the same to me.

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Bearpawed

When your boss says he has plans for you and invites you to his office and fucks your mouth while you finger your own butt.

John went for a promotion but got bearpawed.

bearpaw

From bear, slang for a hirsute gay man;

A handjob given by a bear.

After a few beers, I found myself getting a bearpaw from this biker in the can. I really need to cut back on my drinking.

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bearpawed

Deliberately hitting someone, often with excessive flait and arm motions. Closely related to bitch slapping.

I totally bearpawed your mom last night.

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