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Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".
Dude, did you bang her last night?
Nah, its bear season.
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The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.
"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."
"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"