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Two young men drinking 40's in a hidden place performing sexual favors on each other.
Hey man, wanna grab some brew and go to the creek? You know and have a "bears day"?
Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.
Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!
A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.
July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?
22nd February is national skrunkly bear day. You must all buy a skrunkly bear if you don't own one.
"Today is national skrunkly bear day, let's go on SHEIN"
A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.
Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.
Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.