Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

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beat bag

Street lingo for a bag of pot that is not pot at all. Usually oregano, lawn clippings, or a mix of anything that works. Also used when quanity of drugs being bought does not weigh up correct.

Yo, that motherfucker just sold me a beat bag!

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Beat the bag

When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.

I was hanging with this girl till she asked to beat the bag like a psychotic bitch.