National beat up a journalist day is on December 19th every year
Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY
Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭