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When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
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Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"
Doug- "I can beat you up!"
Will- "You couldn't beat an egg!"
Doug- *cries*
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a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.
I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.
When a girl masturbates.
HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!
"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)
RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed
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Another term for beat you ass but used in the morningg time when at breakfeast with the fam
Rachel if you are late to breakfeast one more time I will beat your eggs
the act of one whom beats his/hers egg, in other words masturbates.
Yo bro look at that guy beating egg!
When you cum on a thicc girls thighs and as she walks to clean up the thigh friction causes your cum to froth up.
"Your cum frothed up between my thighs like I was beating egg whites."