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A rare animal who lives in Mount. Baker national forest which has the head of a beaver and the body of a raccoon.
#1- yo the fuck is that freaky ass thing?
#2- oh shit dude that's a beavecoon
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What GW BOOSH wished he was.
A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.
Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.
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A cross breed sexy lookin animal. Will sneak up on you at night and hit you with the beavecoon magic. The wild beavecoon tends to crop dust his peers or… moon blast magic the jungle.
Person 1: Yo!!!! what in the world is that?
Person 2: Holy Shiitake mushrooms it’s a beavecoon. WATCH OUT FOR THE MOON BLAST MAGIC!!!