beccles

a person who is misunderstood at times, but intelligent, affectionate and very cuddly

Her husband treats her like shit, but she sure is a Beccles!

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Beccles

A small market town in Norfolk notorious for being the only spot on planet Earth that is less developed than South Sudan.
Paganism is the town's main religion and 99% of the population is illiterate. Inhabitants spend their their days plowing fields. Potatoes are considered a delicacy in the town.
Folk of the town pass the time by performing acts of beastiality and insect. The weekly witch trials are the highlight of the week for everyone who lives in the town.
An inhabitant of Beccles can be identified by their extra finger on each hand and their webbed feet.

Person 1: "Fancy going to Beccles"
Person 2: "Nah, I'd rather eat a grenade"