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A day devoted to nothing but having lots of sex in bed for the whole day.
This could be due to cold weather, so to warm up, sheer hornyness or lack of sexual activity form partner being away.
"Hay lets have a bed day today ;)"
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A bed-day is a day when a person spends an entire day laying in bed, not because he is sick or because he stayed up all night, but simply because he doesn't feel like getting up. Usually, bed-days are spent watching TV, eating junk food, playing Xbox, farting and downloading new songs on iTunes.
People most frequently have bed-days:
A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,
B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or
C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.
bed-day:
"Hey! Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
"I was laying in bed until 5 PM"
"What, were you sick?"
"Nope. Just day-dreaming about being in a coma."
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June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down
person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/
December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!
Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”