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Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.
OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.
When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.
This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.
When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.
“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”
“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.