Saint Bedsheet

A way of saying that's your skipping Church to sleep in.

Oh, man. I was up all night playing Halo 2 on XBOX Live all night long. I think I'll be going to Saint Bedsheet tomorrow for Church.

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bedsheet bingo

Apparently to the good ol' classic Murder She Wrote. "bedsheet bingo" is a term for doing the nasty, straight railing the girl for the whole night.

And then Mary came out of the bedroom in a robe. Wanting another round of bedsheet bingo.

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Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

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Load of bedsheets

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.

(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"

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Creeper Bedsheets

Creeper Bedsheets are bedsheets with a picture of a Creeper from the hit game Minecraft made by Notch

Creeper Bedsheets are typically used in very intimate relationships between 2 people doing the unholy

Guy: Hey shawty *pulls out Creeper Bedsheets*

Girl: Omg Babe!!!!

bedsheet boogie

Another way to describe having sex.

What with my son's basketball game schedule and working overtime I have not had the desire to do the "bedsheet boogie" with my husband.

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biggots in bedsheets

Another term for the KKK.

I saw these guys one time who had on white sweat shirts and looked like a bunch of biggots in bedsheets.

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