beegeebeez

(pronounced beejeebeez); when one startles the other so intensly, that literally, his buttox becomes pried out of his glutious maximus, thus lacking a buttox like figure in the household.

Holy CRAP! you scared the beegeebeez out of me, and now, because of you, I am lacking a buttox like figurine.

Bob, you nearly pried the buttox off of my glutious maximus, Ill have to sue you in small claims court because I now lack my buttox figurine.

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