Beer AIDS

The scientific name for novel coronavirus (COVID-19).

Tom Hanks got beer AIDS while vacationing in Australia.

The NBA just suspended its season because that idiot Rudy Gobert got beer AIDS.

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

Beer Aids

Long term and crippling hangover.

My god, last night was brutal. I drank so much JD I've contracted Beer Aids.

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