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the phenomenon where an otherwise timid individual has consumed enough beer that he begins shit-talking to anything he comes in contact with and has the illusion that he could defend himself when someone tries to kick his ass because of that shit-talking (i.e. - the drunk grows a set of balls - beer balls); this person's tendency to shit-talk decreases with his blood-alcohol level.
"I could not believe the shit that fool was talking. I'm glad I kicked his ass."
"He was drunk. I guess he had a set of beer balls."
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Similar to whickey dick however, the drunkeness of the male is so intense, that the balls are also impaired and resist any sexual stimulation to encourage an erection. Also known as rum nuts!
"I can't go home with you if you're gonna have beer balls when we get there."
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someone who can drink alot and not get drunk.
i.e., like drinking someone under the table.
"i could drink you under the table."
"whatever, you don't have any beer balls."
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Beer ball is a game in which the object is to finish your beers before the other team. What you need
1.4 players and a can of their favorite beer
2. some ping pong balls
3. a large room or yard for play(the larger the play area is the harder the game becomes)
4. beer pong/banquet table.
The game begins with two players standing on opposing sides of the table (similar to beer pong) with the players UNOPENED can of beer in front of them placed on the corner of the table. Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at the opposing teams beer cans. If struck the the person who threw the ball must open their beer and begin drinking as fast as they can. The person who's can was struck must grab the ball and place it on the table and say DONE as fast as possible (this is where the large play area make the game more interesting since the ball can pretty much go anywhere). Once this is done the person drinking must stop immediately. Once both people on a team have thrown the other team can then throw. You may throw at any time, you do not have to wait for both persons to throw their ball, If a ball misses a can it is dead. The object of the game is for you and your partner to finish your beers before the other team finish theirs.
"Dude i got so drunk off Beer Ball last night"
"I almost fell over chasing that ping pong ball"
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When a man is so intoxicated that he cannot bust a nut during sexual intercourse.
We went at it for an hour but I had beer balls so I had to call it quits.
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A container of beer equal to 55 12oz beers or 19.5L. A beer ball is a disposable container and is also 1/3 the volume of a standard keg.
It's going to be small so let's just grab a beer ball.
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Alcohol and anger go together like two peas in a pod - alcohol releases anger and aggressive behaviors.
For example, you're leaving a baseball game after having a few beers. Your team lost and as you walk out of your section, you're bumped by a guy wearing the jersey of the visiting team. So you act with rage.
Drunk man: wtf .. (screaming from a distance)
Girl: That man is out of control.
Girl 2: Talk about beer balls