beer feet

beer feet is a side effect of being under the influence of beer or alcohol when one's feet become numb when bearfoot in outdoor or indoor terrains do to such high intoxication :

Me: i have mad beer feet bro!
friend: dude your walking on glass and rocks!
Me: i know man and im so intoxicated i cant feel a thing!
friend: you do have mad beer feet then. you should quit drinking before you hurt yourself...hahaha not!