beer trophies

When you wake up in the morning after a night out and you see the traffic cone/for sale sign/gnome etc in your room, you have a beer trophy.
The beer trophies are distributed by the beer fairy for good drinking efforts.

I woke up and found a shopping trolley in the front room.

beer trophy

An object stolen from a public place whilst under the influence of alcohol. Traffic signs, cones and other items of street furniture are traditional beer trophies.

Wow, you stole a bus stop, that's an awesome beer trophy!

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Trophy Beer

A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.

"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"