Behind The Iron Curtain

A phrase used to describe what you think a girl who is very conservative would look like naked.

Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?

Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.

Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.

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