Behooved

Shocked, astonished, astounded, baffled, flabbergasted, BLOWN AWAY !

I am BEHOOVED by that .

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Behoove

A favorite word among dumbass Navy Chiefs and fresh Ensigns. Bonus points if they pronounce it “bee-who-of”

Just to piggyback off what DIVO said, it would behoove you to update your NFAAS.

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Behoove

To be advantageous to or appropriate.

"Supposin you wanted to go hiking in the woods with Ralph, it would behoove you to wear nice boots."

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Behooves

Puzzle, confuse; to be taken aback in such a way that Darren Fleet has no explanation.

What behooves me is how some of y’all talk about how Darren Fleet doesn’t know how to use the word behooved when y’all don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

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behooves

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

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Behoove

A word that pretentious snobs use to sound like 16th-century douchebags.

D.F. Baggerson III: "I use words like "behoove" so people will assume that I'm cultured and refined."

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Behoove

Used by Charlie Sheen in the series Two & A Half Men, it basically means benefit.

It would behoove you to eat with your mouth closed on a date.

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