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belkin

Belkin is a company that offer substandard goods. Because of what they offer, the name has turned into a verb and is used in everyday common chat.
If you were to buy a Belkin product, you must of shopped in PC World or something worse. Equally you could of walked into your local park, open the dog sh*t bin and take home a pc of crap to put next to your computer.

"Hey look at this really rubbish thing" Said tim
"Yea, its belkin isn't it?" Said mat

by FReDw April 9, 2006

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Belkin Shuffle

Repeatedly running back and forth between a computer and a faulty wireless router, in order to fix said router multiple times. Also known as the TP-Link Tango

I really need a new wirless router, I was doing the Belkin Shuffle all last night.

by Natonator February 23, 2011

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Belkin (verb)

To serreptitiously alter a product in such a fashion that legitimate use is hijacked to the benefit of the manufacturer or associated beneficiaries, usually in a crass self-promoting fashion.

"I installed this topdesk thing which totally belkined my browser."

by Bob Doe November 7, 2003

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the belkin method

Popularized by Nicolas Belkin, the belkin method consists of a specialized, repeatable technique used for consistent sexual conquests. Its uses seductive and psychological techniques to consistently secure one night stands with hyper-attractive females.

She was playing hard to get, but when he used the belkin method, she didn’t stand a chance.

by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024


Nicolas Belkin

An impressive way of displaying rizz, named after the developer of a highly successful strategy known as the Belkin Method.

The young man displayed the very essence of Nicolas Belkin in his Belkin Method.

by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024