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She is a kind person that is an introvert, shy and does not talk to people. She likes to make friends online rather then in real life. She is loyal and has a huge sense of humour, she hates people that boss her around and being unfair to others. She is a real friend and never leave you (unless you don’t treat her like one). She loves helping others out and simply just because she wants to and she doesn’t need anything in return (most of the time).
*sniff*
Bellis: what’s wrong?
Me: I lost all my friends because of a rumor! *sniff*
Bellis: Don’t worry, I’m always here for you! Don’t listen to the other people that make you feel bad about yourself, they are wrong!
Me: *sniff* thanks I feel better, your a true friend!
A second name.
You call this person by their second name at ALL times.
It is vital that you do this or you will be forever cursed by the wrath of Bellis.
Person: Hey, Amy! CRAP! I mean...Bellis! *eye twitch*
Bellis: DIE, MOTHER ******
Person: Hey, Bellis! Would you like some GR8ed cheese? :3
Bellis: Must you call me by my second name? ¬_¬
Person: Not atall...Bellis.
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Binary penis comparison technique.
Two erect men stand facing each other. They slowly move towards one another and the first who's tip touches the other's belly wins.
Everybody lies about penis size, the only way to know for sure is if we go belly to belly on one another.
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The sexiest part of the female body.
I saw Cynthia's belly and I was so turned on.
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The Sexiest Part of the MALE body especially if it is of the DAD bod variety
"I saw Sebastian's belly and got all hot n' bothered."
"I love rubbing my man's belly after cooking a big meal for him."
"He loves it when I sleep on him cuddling his belly. "
"His favorite female part on a woman is the boobs, whereas mine is a man's belly."
I'm a woman not interested in a man's a$$. I'm more interested in his BELLY."
He likes breast play playing with my breasts, and I love belly play, playing, massaging, squishing, overall loving on his belly."
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Short for a tasty Canadian cigarette named Belmont term popularly used in Toronto
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A place on a woman to deposit your load.
I pulled my cock out and shot it on her belly.
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