belly button test

When preparing to perform cunnilingus on a woman of questionable hygiene, the act of slowly kissing from the breasts downward. If, by the arrival at the belly button, no odor is detected, one can surmise that it is safe to proceed. The detection of odor during the belly button test, on the other hand, is a dire indicator of the presense of vagimite. Reverse course immediately and escort female to the nearest clinic.

See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.

Guy #1: Dude, I was hookin up with this redhead hottie from the bar, but I started to go down on her and she failed the BB-Test!
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.

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Belly Button Measuring Test

BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.

Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.