Jerk: Your a pussy!
Me: You are what you eat. What's your excuse, dick?
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If you run out of ideas after "your grandpap a trap" try:
1Your sister is a mister
2your nanny is a manny
3your brother fucks your mother
"I got into an argument with Jacob, but I had the best comebacks"
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