beyond febreze

When an odor is so dearly strong/odiferous it is beyond amelioration from an odor eliminating product. Also known as "Beyond Oust".

- guy walks into friend's apartment after a night of intense partying-
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze