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Bible Bangers are either:
1) Students majoring in biblical studies
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2) People who decide that conforming to thier own personal faith should be pushed upon everyone in the world.
1)
Tom: Ed, you and your peeps want to go out drinking?
Ed: Can't man, we are all bible bangers and we have too much homework, plus the bible says we can't drink.
2)
Tom: What's up?
Ed: Nothing, I am just reading up on the new testimate, hey, you should read too. If you don't, you'll go to hell
Tom: You're such a bible banger!
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Somone who mentions Jesus more than 300 times in a 10 minuet conversation.
"Hey dude."
"Hey, have you prayed too Jesus lately?"
"Uhm, last night."
"Well you should every 20 minuets, Jesus is our lord and savior."
"Uhh...are you okay?"
"As long as Jesus protects me."
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These are extremely Christian individuals who strive to spread the word of God to others. By "spread", it means shoving it down other peoples throats.
These individuals can often be found reciting Bible verses. They will try to baptise, chastise, and flood any unsuspecting persons with God's glorious word.
They live lives emersed in the Bible and preaching its teachings and think everyone else should too.
Lastly, if you see/meet anyone fitting these characteristics, run. Run as far and as fast as you can.
Get away you bible bangers! I have a lot of malice and at least a few oozies...
Look! Those bible bangers are speaking in tongues!
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A person who follows their life according to the scriptures of the Bible. These people are usually very uptight, and very difficult to get into bed.
Man that girl is such a Bible Banger, she is probably harder to get into than Fort Knox.
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A member of the group of uptight assholes (like my father and stepmom) whos whole life revolves around praising a book and worshiping some dead bloody guy nailed to two pieces of wood formed into a "t" shape.
i hate the bible bangers. they won let me blast my blink-182 cds! the fucking assholes!
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Someone who listens to modern Christian music all of the time.
"Man, she may not go to church a lot, but she sure is a bible-banger."
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Someone who uses the Bible as a device for sexual arousal and stimulation.
Those Bible Bangers are sick motherfuckers!
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