Bicycle Built For Pew

This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.

And you’ll smell sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for pew.

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