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a small town in southern maine that worships its HS football team. heavily french-canadian community, most elders are bi-lingual. hosts a franco-american heritage festival every summer called La Kermesse. Not a bad place if you know which sections and people to avoid.
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A small coastal town in southern Maine, Biddeford is often referred to as a ghetto which is not entirely correct it is merely an opinion created by some people in Saco who believe in a strong rivalry between the two cities who for the rest of this definition will be referred to as "Individuals Defining Individuals Of Towns" Or I.D.I.O.T.s. Biddeford is not entirely a ghetto full of gangs as shown in this easy to follow explanation going up Biddeford's hills. 1 being the lowest point of the hill and 5 being the highest.
1. Poor People
2. Apartments
3. Here there be gangs (fake white gangs that don't actually do anything but talk a lot of smack)
4. Middle class families in small homes and apartments
5. Houses with upper middle class and upper class families.
* This Does not include Biddeford Pool or the area near the High School. Pike Street was used as an example to make this.
Now I.D.I.O.T.s may tell you that we are all French Canadian drunks but the truth is that we are not. What they won't tell you is that Saco once housed a branch of the K.K.K. who tried to march against the Irish and French factory workers in Biddeford... We held them off... with bricks. Which is probably how I.D.I.O.T.s became such pussies. And that is my definition of Biddeford.
Me: Hey want to head over to Alex Pizza and get something to eat?
I.D.I.O.T.: No way I'd rather die then go into Biddeford that place is full of gangs!
Me: ... Wow guess who just lost out on a great friendship, a fun trip, AND orgasmic pizza...
I.D.I.O.T.: What ever you live in Biddeford they won't kill you
Me: You Trojan loyalists have been pussies ever since the K.K.K. incident. What ever man I hope I never see you again...
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A place located in Southern Maine. It's home to a bunch of gangster wannabe douche bags, and sluts who can't keep their legs closed. Hence the large amount of pregnant girls under the age of 20. Most people who claim they're gonna "beat somebody's ass" from here, never do anything. Bunch of people from Biddeford are all talk. Fake ass people only a few true folks.
You wear your pants below your waist, You must be another one of those biddeford clowns.
"I smoke, I drink, I get into fights! Because I'm from Biddeford Maine!"
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A city that has grown from drug dealers to expensive houses on the beach. Most people who live here have AC in their school and stay away from the sketchy downtown part of Biddeford. There are many nice restaurants there and they specialize in potato wedges
Friend: I live in Biddeford
Me: do you live in the sketch or air conditioned part
Friend: the AC part
Me: oh I wish I was cool enough to live in Biddeford
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Most dangerous drug infested town in Maine and all of New England. 2nd being Portland Maine. A lot of out of state drug dealers and gang members moved to Biddeford over the past 5 years. (Not to confuse with the smaller local groups) A lot of New Yorkers, Somalians, Sudanese, Hispanic, Irish and French. Not safe in certain areas unless you have a gun for protection and reliable people with you, but even then you could still be in some trouble! Definitely not safe to walk in the scummy areas at night. A lot of Low income areas and project housing. Not a good tourist attraction unless it’s Biddeford’s Suburban Neighbor Saco and Old Orchard Beach.
Her: “Did you just hear what happened in Biddeford?”
Him: “What the shooting?”
Her: “yes I heard it was drug or gang related but not sure.”
Him:”Good God I’m glad I live in Saco!”
Her: “Me too!”
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a small town in southern maine that worships its abosolute shitty HS football team. heavily french-canadian assholes, most elders are bi-lingual, not in English. hosts a franco-american heritage festival every summer called La Kermesse which is overpriced and overrated and full of drunks. Not a bad place if you know that you should really be on the other side of the bridge.
Hey you want to drive through Biddeford to get to Kennebunk?
Answer: No, I'd rather die.
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A coffee brandy and milk drink. Consumed by women of high moral standing with sophisicated tastes. Beware may carry infections.
So I danced with this chick and bought her a drink, she ordered a biddeford martini, I knew I was in like flynn.
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