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Man, doesn't Katy Perry have the best big balloons?!
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Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.
Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?
Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!
Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!
You are probably high and need to burn the hell out of the drugs you’re on. She’s floating on her tits.
She floats through the room on a big balloon and it’s terrifying.
Big fat Balloons is the name for a pretty good private snapchat story, that brings quality content to the table every single day, for it’s equally amazing viewers.
“Ohhh have u seen that snapchat story, it’s name is big fat balloons.”
“Oh my god yeh I’ve seen that, it’s pretty lit to be honest, I’ve heard only the most elite people make it on there.”
“Yes that’s very true.”
Grossly fat children or obesity.
Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.
Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.
Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?
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