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The "bible" of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA). The book which is actually entitled simply "Alcoholic Anonymous," was written by Bill W., a New York stockbroker, after founding the group with Dr. Bob in a kitchen in Akron, Ohio.
Contains many first person accounts in narrative form of battles with the "cunning and baffling" drink. These narratives are replaced and updated with more contemporary drunkalogues periodically by the bureaucracy controlled from AA World Service Office (WSO) in New York City.
"I'm going to a Big Book study meeting tonight, as part of my 90 in 90."
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This book will bring you to the path of a happy destiny as long as you follow the steps. A good place to hide "anything" from a drunk. Has stories that provide good bedtime reading. THE book of AA.
"The 12 steps of AA are outlined in the Big Book"
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A term to use when someone is clearly full of bullshit.
Person 1 : "The sky is green!"
Person 2: "Where'd you get that from, the big book of bullshit?"
1. A member of Alcoholics Anonymous who takes the Spirituality in the brotherhood of AA very seriously.
2. A member of AA who carries the Big Book with him for constant reference.
3. A person overly obsessed with the 12 Steps and 12 Traditions of AA.
1. Bill has been in AA for over 20 years, he has become a Big Book Thumper and quotes from it every chance he gets.
2. Mary was a sponcee of Bill, the Big Book Thumper. She could not do anything without Bill quoting something to her from the AA bible he carried.
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Person 1: Oh, what are you reading? It looks good?
Person 2: It's the communist manifesto.
Person 3: nah br0 its teh big book of bullshite xdddddd
Person 1: Oh.
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A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.
Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know
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The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.
How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.