big cock day

A day that, for some unknown reason, you are completely on top of your game. That everything is going your way, and no fucker is going to bring you down. Even your favourite appendage seems so much bigger and impressive today.

That fucking idiot next door has been giving me shit again, banging on the walls and mouthing off.....But she don't know what today is.
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!

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