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BIG COOK

THIS BLATENTLY REPRESENTS AN IDEA.

ONE WHO OPERATES UNDER "BIG COOK" HAS ALL THE ASSUMED POWERS OF "GOD" AS ILLUSTRATED BY CHRISTIANITY. WHEN OPERATING UNDER THIS MAINFRAME, THE IDEA BECAME TANIGIBLE, FOR YOU, YES YOU!!!! TO DO ANYTHING YOU DESIRE, WITH PERFECT CLAIRTY AND GUIDANCE TO WHAT YOU HAVE ATTAINED.

DAMN! THAT GUY IS GOD-LIKE, HES BEEN COOKIN FOR MONEY SINCE 1977!

yeah big cook! we love big cook! big cook is in the mirror!

by BIG COOK April 26, 2012

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Big Cook Little Cook

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.

They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.

Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.

Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.

Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.

I went to the Big Cook Little Cook cafe and then I gave it 1 star on Google Maps.

by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021