Big County

A large dumb animal that roams around in places it is not welcome. Devours all forms of food and snores while its awake. Picks mysterious objects from its nose and places them on your walls. It lets out a battle cry that will make your ears bleed. It thinks it is fire proof but this is not true. Beware of this creature.

Dude 1: I think I spotted a Big County over there!
Dude 2: Holy shit! Let's get out of here before it spots us.

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