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Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.
"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"
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Let's take a trip through the the ages...
Ok, so big muck is ACTUALLY a modern stand-in for old-timey phrases; muck-a-muck, mucky muck, muckety muck, or lord muck, which, when used, make a buddy sound like an ol' piece a' coal. Each are synonymous with such other, old-timey-yet-choice phrases as, big enchialada, big kahuna, big daddy-o, big cheese or big banana.
"Who's the big muck around this 'ol heap, anyhow?"
"They got me good, Pa, 'appears I'm fixin' to meet the BIG MUCK, upstairs...(gasp)"
"I'm the big muck in my world, and I'll wear a leisure suit whenever and wherever I please, thank you very much..."