bill ryan

he is a big donkey and goes on adventures in shreks basment

he is a bill ryan

Ryan Bill

A freaking Cat. (He swears around every age group, and everybody hates him so much that he is NEVER referred to as "Ryan," just so whomever anyone may be talking to knows that they are actually talking about a stupid person who everyone hates more than their step-dad.)

Ryan Bill: "Mew mew mew meoooowww!" *jumps around on 4 limbs, swearing for no reason*
Alyssa: "Uhm, what in the actual frick are you doing right now?" *stops walking in the field with Abby*
Ryan Bill: "Being my true form." *Amias runs over like a teenage mutant ninja turtle*
Abby: We should run...
Ian: *is chasing Amias* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TURTLES IN THE HALF-SHELL, TURTLE POWER! **singing**
*Ryan Bill and Amias jump around on 4 limbs, circling each other*
Alyssa: Ian, run with us!
Ian: Yeah, let's go!
*Ryan Bill and Amias chase the 3 non-maniacs, screams in the background like everyone nearby had just witnessed bloody murder*