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Bill Gates

a guy you pirate windows from.

Guy 1: Where did you get your copy of windows?
Guy 2: Oh, I pirated it from Bill Gates.

by kokipoki January 18, 2019

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Bill Gates

correction, his current stock is worth over $100 billion now. Plus he donated $32 billion to educational purposes. Hes a good man and a philanthropist who made our world alot easier through Microsoft.

Bill Gates does not dress up like P. Diddy ...even though hes a thousand times richer than him.

by truthseeker August 7, 2005

4141๐Ÿ‘ 1250๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bill Gates

When somebody with a small or micro penis loses their erection.

"dude I was smashing that girl and her dad walked in and I went full Bill Gates"

by Balls Deep69 July 16, 2020

77๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bill Gates

Very rich man, founder of the multi-billion dollar company microsoft. Created the Windows Operating System, which was found to be more userfriendly and useful than other operating systems at the time.

He is always the butt of jokes and envied for his money, so dumbasses say he is "SATANZ!!!11" or Hitler, even though he is co-founder of the Bill and Melinda Gates Minority Scholarship and donates more than any other 2 celeberties to the research of AIDS. So fuck off, you stupid cocks.

Dumb Person: Bill Gatesz owes me money hes evilz!!

Me: Shut up you stupid fuck. You're just jealous you're not a goddamn genius who was the first to pick up on a good idea for money. Piss off.

by Hobo Spider August 27, 2005

2017๐Ÿ‘ 912๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bill Gates

Owns the company Microsoft, which makes and owns the rights to Windows, Explorer, Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Outlook, FrontPage, Powerpoint etc. etc.). Therefore, incredibly profitable company in Seattle, as almost every business on the planet pays it a commission for using its software (excluding those in South East Asia, for example, where the copyright and patent treaties do not apply).

For general lust for power, in US historical terms, ranks far below the other earlier Robber Barons, like say J.P. Morgan, Rockefeller etc etc.

Bill Gates, the nerdy Robber Baron with a human face.

by Observer52 August 24, 2005

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Bill Gates

As of 2009, the 3rd richest man in the world, he has made our lives easier through Microsoft and has redefined many times the meaning of "Personal Computer". Bill Gates, along with Steve jobs, have made our lives easier ever since the 1990's with the internet and the pc's and macs, and even though there's controversies about which is better, deep down, we all know there equal. He has donated billions of dollars to charities and will keep on doin' it until he's out of money. He is a good man and therefore deserves to be respected.

"If you had a chance to meet bill gates, would you do it?"

"no, he's a nerd"

" Well he's a rich nerd"

"I don't give a crap, hes lame."

" You're a retard."

by Ricky000 January 11, 2009

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Bill Gates

CEO of the company Microsoft, a company that produces products for Personal Computers. Most notable products are the Windows Series Operating Systems (the current one as of June 2005 is Windows XP) and software and hardware for Personal Computers, as well a video game console called the X-Box.

Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.

The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.

Bill Gates is a good man despite gossip and media.

by Mr. Peterson June 6, 2005

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