binder crash

Similar to a hard-drive crash, a binder crash is when five or more papers pop out of the rings of your 3" middle school binder due to the damaged, out-of-line rings. A binder crash can occur on three different levels:
Minor: 5 to 15 papers come out of the rings
Major: 16 to 36 papers come out of the rings
Extreme: 37 to ALL of the papers come out of the rings
In the event of an extreme binder crash, it will take a very long time to get everything back in order and into the rings. At this point you should consider getting a new binder. I personally have had this happen a few times, but never coming past 3/4 of a major crash.

*flop, pwshhh* CRAP, A BINDER CRASH!! JUST WHAT I NEED NOW!!