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Only seen at night, a bircher is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will somehow convince these "down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home at 5 a.m. to have sex with him. For some reason the way a bircher acts towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will often come home from work and have beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers live at home with parents, and have at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before ever admitting to mating with these fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.
Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy fucked is approaching him at the bar.
Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!
Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?
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A nickname that is accociated with a Camel Light cigarette. The word derives from a student's surname that attended John Carroll University of, Ohio, from the years 2006-2010. He loved to smoke Camel Lights so much that eventually people started calling the cigarettes, "Bircher Lights."
"Buy me a pack of Bircher Lights."
"Smoke that cig like Bircher smokes it."
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A member of the John Birch Society, a rabid ultraright-wing anti-communist pressure group responsible for many of the wild conspiracy theories that defined the presidency of Donald Trump.
Birchers are characterized by a unique brand of anti-communist hysteria that permeates their worldview, causing them to view things like public education, the UN, NAFTA, the civil rights movement, the Equal Rights Amendment, and Article V conventions to amend the US constitution as tools of communism and the New World Order.
Though the Birchers' influence peaked in the 1970s and they later became viewed as wack-jobs, many of their ideas have become foundational to the Trump-era and post-Trump Republican party, in part because of the efforts of Birchers like Alex Jones.
The Birchers never died out, they just rebranded; their ideas and tactics are the foundation of groups like Moms for Liberty.
Miss me with that Bircher crap.
Alex Jones takes after his parents in many ways, especially their Bircherism.