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Birdbox

Intentionally ignoring an issue so that it does not need to be dealt with. It is used as a verb.

This technique is often used by management or politicians so that they can justify not solving an issue. It is also a common technique while procrastinating.

The term stems from the movie Bird Box where everyone avoids looking at “beings” that move around outside. When they finally look at these “beings” they can’t help but reckon with what they are seeing and they end up killing themselves.

I didn’t realize how bad the mold was in my basement until I stopped birdboxing it.

Trump birdboxes climate change so that he can justify withdrawing from the Paris Climate Agreement.

by Argo91 February 23, 2019

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Birdbox

When you give her so much dick her eyes roll in the back of her head and she cant roll them back the bird box

I gave her a birdbox last night and she couldn't walk to the bathroom because she couldn't see from it

by TRDD22 March 29, 2020

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Birdbox

When a woman digitally penetrates her own rectum during vaginal intercourse while watching a Sandra Bullock film.

My boyfriend and I had a super hot birdbox session when The Blindside was on HBO last night.

by Dreadmullet December 30, 2019

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When 2 trap queens fist fight over the last 40oz of Olde English

The 2 hoes decided to birdbox over the last drink

by Chef Chingon December 31, 2019

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Birdbox

To birdbox someone -> To murder someone
To birdbox oneself -> To commit suicide
Birdbox yourself -> KYS

John is so annoying, he needs to birdbox

You need to birdbox that post before your mom birdboxes you

by MrBirdBox May 12, 2019

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Birdbox

To birdbox oneself -> To commit suicide
To birdbox someone -> To murder someone
Go birdbox yourself -> KYS

John is so annoying, he should go birdbox
You need to birdbox that post before your mom sees it and birdboxes you

by MrBirdBox May 12, 2019

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birdbox it

blindfolding yourself to walk through a room where sex is being had. Can be used to circumvent a sexile

(on the phone)
Dude: Hey man, I might be a little late this morning. My roommate's, uh, fucking in the living room and I don't wanna walk through that.
Boss: You got a scarf? Birdbox it.

by Dirtyducky June 1, 2020