bird cunt

A short woman with spiky short hair, a slender frame, and pretty hazel eyes.

That bird cunt is fucking pissing me off

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bird-fuck bird-cunt

when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.

That was a pretty sweet bird-fuck bird-cunt back there, eh skipper?
Skipper is a dog.

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