bird woman

also known as smeagle or butterface
a girl who is highly unnatractive and gives you thoughts of suicide at the sight of her.
could also be a an exgirlfreind that is disliked by you and all of your freinds.
ex who has been possesed by the devil and is trying to at all costs ruin your life.
birdwomen often posses huge extremely large noses. pinochio aint got shit on them.
often butterfaces look very doable compared to them.

bob: dude, hannah is such a bird woman i cant believe that u ever dated her

tyler: i know me either i am comletely repulsed by the sight of that bird woman. she has a huge nose

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Bird woman

A Northfields tramp who flashed herself all over the council estate with a druggy son named John.

There she goes, the one armed womble, that’s johns mam! Bird woman!