birdraptor

Noun / Verb
'Beh-rd-rah-p-tor'

A hilariously bizarre thing, especially a concept or person, being chosen for an uncharacteristic or unsuitable function and prominence; thereby, sparking among the public, not merely joy, but also morbid-curiosity, existential-discomfort, looming-dread, & a growing distrust for the entire system in general.

"Judy Bagwell, up that pole, eh?... What a bloody birdraptor"

"I'd like to mizdad whatever vince mcmind producer keeps birdraptoring these NXT callups"

"Trump? Brexit? The Lashley Sisters?!?!... What birdraptory is this?"