Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.
Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.
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A skirt or dress so short it serves as the extension of the birth canal.
You know it's a warm spring day when the young gals have their birth canal skirts on!
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A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.
That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!
When your friend fucks your mom.
Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.
puttin ur head up a milfs vagy
yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy