biscuits and jam

A euphemism for oral sex when the girl swallows after giving head. "Biscuits" refers to the act of fellatio, "jam" refers to semen.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna head back to my place for biscuits and jam?

(Later that day)

Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.

Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.

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