bit the dick

to screw up a once in a lifetime chance

tom brady really bit the dick a the superbowl last night

or

honestly, chris is really biting the dick thinking that i didn't come up with this definition

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bit the dick

An action or event that ends up with a poor outcome
When getting a blow job, and she bites the dick, the blow job is then ruined.

He really bit the dick by striking out to end the game

Furry bit your dick

Idiom - \ˈfər-ē\ \'bit\ \ˈyȯr\ \'dik\

When trying to act normal in a social situation, the person mentions furry content, and/or furry related content unintentionally.

---EXAMPLE OF FURRY BIT YOUR DICK---

"Zach fucked up with his date last night, his dick got mauled by furries!"

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bit of a dick

A "bit of a dick" is literally a subsection of a penis, as for example the foreskin might be. Especially after it is detached from the main.

However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.

"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.

Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.

Everyone agreed the traffic warden was being a bit of a dick for ticketing the ambulance as the paramedics gave first aid by the roadside.

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