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spending time with your girlfriend
you wanna hang out?" " no sorry man... i'm on bitch duty
21👍 13👎
The burden that falls upon a close friend of a woman who was recently upset and needs comforting. The term is generally used by a man when he doesn't really care for the subject and is informing someone else on the situation.
Sarah (sobbing): It's unfair, I never get to do what I want when I'm with Jack! *Mumbled sobs
Joe (not listening): Yeah, yeah, ok, yeah. I've got to go make a quick call.
Jack: Hello
Joe (angrily): Jack! For fuck sake, you better make up with Sarah or I'll be stuck on bitch duty until the end of the month!
5👍 1👎
1. The best game in existence, at least until 'Gamer' becomes real. Particularly true of the Modern Warfare series as it uses current weapons + assets, theatres & battle scenarios when compared to Black Ops. Seriously, why would someone carry a crossbow to own the shit out of terrorists?
2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.
3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.
1. Random (male): Mannnnnnn, I just shot some faggot with a 0.50 BMG round in the face. Fuck yeah, Call of Duty bitch!!
2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?
Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.
3. Gf: What's that you're playing?
You: It's Call of Duty bitch
Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!
You: My dream has come true!
15👍 7👎