when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.
Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.
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1. A girl who is obsessed with her horse, thus ignoring all those who a) do not own a horse, b) ride a horse, c) want to ride/own a horse
"That fucking horse bitch totally blew me off."
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any person that has been beat up by a horse due to their extreme poor judgment and complete over estimattion of their own abilities to sneak by a horse undetected. This over confidence is usually meet with this individual becoming the horses bitch.
Skip: βhey. Letβs take a short cut through the medow with the insane horse on it. I know we can sneak by it!β
Bill: β no way! I donβt want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grassβ
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a chick who loves horses,
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.
how did that loser end up with her?
oh wait she is a horse bitch.
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the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place
it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"